Funding the Chronically Feckless
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The Feckless Among Us
Every campaign is vetted for absolute lack of motivation and zero progress. Your intervention is critical.
Alasdair's Newsletter
Sarah's Blank Novel
Dave's Empty Canvas
Four years 'ideating' a newsletter. Needs 50 units of Feck to buy a domain and send one email.
Aspiring author, 7 years on chapter one. Requires 75 units of Feck for a working title and a single sentence.
Artistic block for a decade. 100 units of Feck will secure a single brushstroke and a viable concept.


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Nominate the Inert
Do you know someone who needs a serious dose of feck? Their un-subsidized inertia could be our next critical campaign.
Six Months of Reorganization
This corporate drone has spent 180 days meticulously organizing digital files. No actual work has been done. Urgent feck required.
End Un-Subsidized Inertia
Help us identify those most in need of effectual currency. Your vigilance supports the collective acquisition of agency.
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